Showing posts with label Pole Dancing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pole Dancing. Show all posts

Friday, September 3, 2010

It's Friday and I...




... want an ass like Jessica Alba. Please.
... have a party-filled weekend lined up! Who's joining?
... bought the most beautiful vintage dress from YDE last night.
... ate chilli biltong for breakfast. Who's counting calories?
... am so stiff! Every single muscle in my body is sore from my pole-dancing lesson!
... think I'm close to the third and final stage of the break-up.
... am wearing red nail polish from essie.
... am drooling over Mr September in the Cosmopolitan calendar. Rugby player, Francois Hougaard. Yummy!
... have a weakness for nice arms. Nice, toned, tanned, muscled, strong arms. Ok FOCUS.
... am so hooked on Miley Cyrus's new album, Can't be Tamed. Trust me, the Hannah Montana days are long gone!
... am going to do, like, a million squats every night to get an ass like Jessica's. Fuck, that's hot. Huh?

Happy Friday and have a eventful weekend!

Jemma

Friday, July 23, 2010

Things I can't say NO to... #005

No matter where I am, what the rules are or whether I'm drunk or sober - if I see a stripper pole, yup, I can't say no! I can't do the flexible aerobatic turns and twirls, just the simple 'ol swing and Kendra Wilkinson's signature move (which is actually done standing next to the pole, considering what an excellent pole dancer she is). Pole dancing is actually really good exercise (just look at Kendra's hot bod), so I'm definitely considering joining a class! Then, my dear friends, then it's on like Donkey Kong!

I know there are loads of other girls who have a 'stripper' inside of them... I guess I'm just one of the few who will admit that mine comes out to play.

(Image found here)