Something Sexy for my Male Readers

Look, I'm straight, but when these pics were sent to me this morning, I thought 'damn, smoking'! And I thought I'll make it my duty today to cheer the men up. It's just 'the right thing to do'. I usually don't put anything on my blog that would offend people, but I'm all about creating a stir!
So, if you haven't had your morning-caffeine-fix, I don't think you'll need it after this. Here you go men! Enjoy.

See? Told you. HOT.
J

It's Friday and I...

... have decided that Lola Ponce (the Argentinean singer) is my new inspiriation to get my ass in gym everyday. I want a body like that! Spill it girl. What is your secret?
... have no special plans for the weekend (yes, again), but I have another upcoming celebrity event. Watch this space!
... didn't realise that stage 2 of a break-up lasts this long. Sigh.
... did karaoke last night with a friend. As you know, I can't say no to karaoke! At all.
... received a great response to my giveaway. If you haven't entered yet, please do!
... don't understand the weather in Cape Town. Another dark, cold, windy day. Bleh.
... am itching to dye my hair dark again with bangs and all. I feel like a change!
... haven't been pole dancing in a while, but I'm not looking forward to the aftermath. Stifness!
... saw the most beautiful skinny jeans and nude gladiators at Guess. I didn't even want to look at the price tag.
... am looking forward to our girls weekend. It's around the corner! Trip planned, house booked, six girls on board, bikini shopping planned and two extra days off from work. Enough said.
... have finally won something! A DKNY Be Delicious mini coffret set from Fairlady magazine. Lucky me, but I'd prefer to win some cash.

What fun things are y'all up to this weekend? Whatever you get up to, enjoy it and keep safe!
Happy Friday! Finally.

J

Is Miley Cyrus bringing sexy back?

Gone are the Hannah Montana days and gone are the days that leotards are used for gym or ballet.

Miley Cyrus isn't just bringing sexy back - she's bringing leotards back too. Yes, Beyonce has done it and so has Madonna and even Lady Gaga, but it was until Miley wore that infamous green leotard that I finally thought, I should get myself one!

Miley has turned into quite the sex goddess and I think her little bum she's got goin' on has potential. Asstastic, as someone once said. I can sit here all day and talk about hot girls, but Miley really deserves all the credit. She's beautiful, hot, talented and, hey, she can't be tamed. Why do I feel like her and I have so much in common?

If these pics didn't convince you, I don't know what will, because Miley is all grown up. Gawd, I wish I looked this smokin' at, erm, how old is she again?

Ok, I'm off to have a leotard made in every colour! Ooh and a leather one too, for sure.

Jemma

PS - Yes, that is some crotch-flashing you see.

It's Friday and I...

... want an ass like Jessica Alba. Please.
... have a party-filled weekend lined up! Who's joining?
... bought the most beautiful vintage dress from YDE last night.
... ate chilli biltong for breakfast. Who's counting calories?
... am so stiff! Every single muscle in my body is sore from my pole-dancing lesson!
... think I'm close to the third and final stage of the break-up.
... am wearing red nail polish from essie.
... am drooling over Mr September in the Cosmopolitan calendar. Rugby player, Francois Hougaard. Yummy!
... have a weakness for nice arms. Nice, toned, tanned, muscled, strong arms. Ok FOCUS.
... am so hooked on Miley Cyrus's new album, Can't be Tamed. Trust me, the Hannah Montana days are long gone!
... am going to do, like, a million squats every night to get an ass like Jessica's. Fuck, that's hot. Huh?

Happy Friday and have a eventful weekend!

Jemma