Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Brain-dead Hollywood: Dumb things celebrities say...

When stars come out, so too do the unbelievable statements. Have a read (and laugh) about the stupid things celebrities come up with. Yup, money sure doesn't buy brains.

"So where is the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera
The Cannes Film Festival. Uhm, let me think... this is a tough one.

 "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" - Brooke Shields
Gotta quit smoking. Imagine losing just a part of your life.

"I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada" - Britney Spears
Next time I'm going to Canada, I'm going to stop at Egypt too.

"I think war is a dangerous place" - George W Bush 
War, dangerous? Never. What gave you that idea?

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff" - Mariah Carey
You call it skinny. They call it starvation.

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa" - Britney Spears
Somebody should sue their Geography teacher. Or somebody should take her passport.

 "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist" - Tara Reid
This will be the only time I'm going to agree with her.
 I sure do feel a lot better about myself. A lot smarter!



  1. OMG this is beyond the short bus. And I don't mean that to be offensive. These are some of the most moronic things I have.ever.heard.



  2. haha Mariah's comment is still a ripper!

  3. haha so funny
    New follower xo

  4. Sooo funny. Love this post. I would love to see more of these